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I look around, there’s baby pictures of me everywhere. - Sheng Wang (x)

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ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

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My life came to a standstill. I could breathe, eat, drink and sleep, and I could not help doing these things; but there was no life, for there were no wishes the fulfillment of which I could consider reasonable. If I desired anything, I knew in advance that whether I satisfied my desire or not, nothing would come of it. Had a fairy come and offered to fulfill my desires I should not have known what to ask. If in moments of intoxication I felt something which, though not a wish, was a habit left by former wishes, in sober moments I knew this to be a delusion and that there was really nothing to wish for. I could not even wish to know the truth, for I guess of what it consisted. The truth was that life is meaningless.
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Leo Tolstoy (via quotes-shape-us)

A good description of how it feels to be deep in an episode of clinical depression

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21 Tips to Keep Your Shit Together When You’re Depressed.


A while ago, I penned a fairly angry response to something circulating on the internet – the 21 Habits of Happy People. It pissed me off beyond belief, that there was an inference that if you weren’t Happy, you simply weren’t doing the right things.

I’ve had depression for as long as I can remember. It’s manifested in different ways. I did therapy. I did prozac. I did more therapy. My baseline is melancholic. I’d just made peace with it when I moved, unintentionally, to a place that had markedly less sunshine in the winter. I got seasonal depression. I got that under control. Then I got really, really sick. Turns out it’s a permanent, painful genetic disorder. My last pain-free day was four years ago.

So, this Cult of Happy article just set me off. Just… anger. Rage. Depression is serious – debilitating, often dangerous, and it’s got an enormous stigma. It leaves people to fend for themselves.

It’s bad enough without people ramming Happy Tips at you through facebook. There is no miracle behaviour change that will flip that switch for you. I know, I’ve tried.

A friend of mine suggested that I write something from my point of view because, surprisingly, I manage to give an outwards impression of having my shit together. I was shocked to hear this. And I find this comical, but I see her point. I’m functioning. I’ve adapted. I’m surprisingly okay. I think the medical term is “resilient”.

So, here it is.

My 21 Tips on Keeping Your Shit Together During Depression

1) Know that you’re not alone. Know that we are a silent legion, who, every day face the solipsism and judgement of Happy People Who Think We Just Aren’t Trying. There are people who are depressed, people who have been depressed, and people who just haven’t been hit with it yet.

2) Understand that the Happy People are usually acting out of some genuine (albeit misguided) concern for you, that it’s coming from a good place, even if the advice feels like you’re being blamed for your disease. Telling you these things makes them feel better, even if it makes you feel like shit. (If they insist on keeping it up, see #12.)

3) Enlist the help of a professional. See your doctor. You need to talk about the ugly shit, and there are people paid to listen and help you find your way to the light at the end of the tunnel.

4) Understand that antidepressants will only do so much. They’re useful, they’ll level you out and give you the time you need to figure out your own path to getting well. They can be helpful. There are lots to choose from. They may not be for you, and even if they are, they take some time to kick in. Conversely, they may not be for you. Work with your doctor.

5) Pick up a paintbrush, a pencil, an activity you got joy from in the past and re-explore that. Or, sign up for the thing you always wanted to try. There is a long history and link between depression and creativity. It’s a bright light of this condition, so utilize it to your best advantage.

6) Eat nutritionally sound, regular small meals. If you’re having trouble eating, try to focus on what you’d like to eat. I went through a whole six week episode of tomatoes and cream cheese on a bagel twice a day. Not great, but it was something – helpful context, I’m a recovered anorexic. Conversely, if all you want to do is scarf down crap, try to off-ramp it by downing a V-8 and doing #9 for 15 minutes, and see how you feel. Chucking your blood sugar all over hell’s half acre is going to make you feel worse.

7) While you’re doing #3, get some bloodwork done. If you’re low on iron or vitamin D, or if your hormone levels are doing the Macarena… these can all contribute to zapping your energy or switching your mood to Bleak As Hell.

8) If you’re in bed and the “insomnia hamsters”, as I like to call them, are on the wheel of your head, watch Nightly Business News on PBS. This has the effect of Nyquil. Swap out your coffee for herbal tea. If you just cannot sleep, try the next tip….

9) Learn how to meditate. Start by focusing on your breathing. Not sleep, not thoughts. In through the nose, out through the mouth. Meditation is focusing on being present in your body, not careening around in your brain. It may not be as good as sleep but it will give you some rest and recharge you.

10) Face a window as often as you can – at work, at home. Look out into the world. Watch. Observe. Try to find something you find pretty or interesting to focus on. And, handily remember that one in five of those people out there feel the way you do.

11) Cry. Better out than in. Sometimes it’s not convenient or career-enhancing to cry, so find a private place as best you can and let the tears go. Carry Kleenex and face wipes and extra concealer if you wear makeup. You can always claim allergies.

12) Any “friend” who resolutely believes that your depression is because you’re lazy, because you’re not trying hard enough, who blames you for not bootstrapping out of it- that friend needs to be cut off. Polite (#2) is one thing, but there is a limit. You don’t have to explain, you can just not respond. You feel badly enough, you don’t need their “assistance”.

13) Limit your time with people who drain you. You know who they are. Often you don’t have a choice- but you can put the meter on. And, subsequently, be aware of what you’re asking of those close to you.

14) Everyone has shit they’ve got to deal with. What you have been saddled with is your shit. Recognize, just as you’re not alone, you’re also not unique. The grass may look greener, you may be jealous or envious of others who don’t have to deal with depression, but you likely do not know everything that’s going on with them.

15) Let go or be dragged. This is an old Buddhist saying. It’s a very useful way to frame aspects of depression. Betrayal, anger, fear… letting go is a process – often a painful and difficult process - but it’s ultimately going to show you the path out of this terrible place. Repeating the mantra can help when you’re feeling gripped by these feelings.

16) Wear clothes that make you feel confident. It takes as much time to put on nice clothes as it does to put on sweatpants. You will want to wear the sweatpants. Fight the urge. The whole “look good/feel better” campaign isn’t limited to cancer and chemotherapy. Or women.

17) Avoid fictional drama and tragedy like the plague. No Grey’s Anatomy, no to The Notebook, or anything that won a Pulitzer prize. You’ve got enough going on In Real Life. Comedy only. Or trashy stuff. Old episodes of WonderWoman? I’ve got the box set. Mindless drivel, like the latest CGI blockbuster. Or clever, funny books. David Sedaris. Jenny Lawson. Fiction exists to elicit emotion, and the emotion you need to express most right now is laughter.

18) Simple exercise, if you can. It can be something as simple as taking the stairs up a flight, or walking around the block. It doesn’t have to be elaborate, it doesn’t have to involve climbing a mountain or running a marathon. Baby steps.

19) Depression will lie to you. Depression will try to tell you what others are thinking. That you are unloved and unworthy, that others think little of you or don’t care – or even wish you harm. You are not a psychic. Keep repeating that. “I am not a psychic”. Repeat. The only way to know what another person is thinking is to up and ask them.

20) If you are well and truly losing this battle, reach out to someone. I’ve been the random friendly-but-not-close person who has fielded the occasional outreach. I like to think I’m not judgemental and generally resourceful, and others have thought the same, so they called and asked. You know someone like me. And they will help you.

21) Forgive yourself. I’m writing out all these tips, and I can’t always muster the strength to even stick my nose outside, or walk up the stairs, or eat my vegetables. Today, I got outside for ten minutes. I will try again tomorrow. And I will try again the day after that.


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Can you please draw a perp for me? The sketch artist is out sick and the captain wants this right away.

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please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you

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absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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Shraddha Kapoor for Vogue

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alapoet:

the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry

alapoet:

the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry

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munchingonzebras:

missrep:

People are awesomely calling out Veet, who sell hair removal products, for this sexist image they posted yesterday on their Facebook page. 

Okay let me just say I’m fucking sick and tired of these fuckheads at veet and these fucking advertisers thinking that making women feel ashamed of their natural fucking bodies is really a way to sell products. 
I fucking hate shaving, it’s a waste of fucking time and can be fucking painful to get rid of if you want the hair gone for more than a day. The only reason I fucking do it is because after shaving for so long having the hair grow back makes me feel itchy and uncomfortable. In the winter I barely shave at all but now it’s getting close to summer and I’m starting to fucking shave again so I’ll be able to wear shorts without feeling fucking self-conscious. AND THAT’S A FUCKING PISS TAKE.
WHY SHOULD I FEEL FUCKING SELF CONSCIOUS IT’S FUCKING HAIR???? WHY SHOULD ANYONE FEEL FUCKING SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT IT???
So everytime I see something like this i pisses me off so much.
I saw a veet advert on tv as well which said: 
"Some things looks good on men but not woman, like stubble"
Fuck you veet in your fucking fuckface. 
Fuck you for advertising a product based on the idea that without your product a woman won’t look as good as a fucking man. It’s a real dick move and advertisers do it way too much when advertising products aimed at woman. They find something that women may feel insecure about and then fucking exploit it for money. But I guess that just how you make fucking money; by being a fucking asshole who’s contributing to all these unrealistic beauty standards.
Fucking dickfucks.

munchingonzebras:

missrep:

People are awesomely calling out Veet, who sell hair removal products, for this sexist image they posted yesterday on their Facebook page

Okay let me just say I’m fucking sick and tired of these fuckheads at veet and these fucking advertisers thinking that making women feel ashamed of their natural fucking bodies is really a way to sell products. 

I fucking hate shaving, it’s a waste of fucking time and can be fucking painful to get rid of if you want the hair gone for more than a day. The only reason I fucking do it is because after shaving for so long having the hair grow back makes me feel itchy and uncomfortable. In the winter I barely shave at all but now it’s getting close to summer and I’m starting to fucking shave again so I’ll be able to wear shorts without feeling fucking self-conscious. AND THAT’S A FUCKING PISS TAKE.

WHY SHOULD I FEEL FUCKING SELF CONSCIOUS IT’S FUCKING HAIR???? WHY SHOULD ANYONE FEEL FUCKING SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT IT???

So everytime I see something like this i pisses me off so much.

I saw a veet advert on tv as well which said: 

"Some things looks good on men but not woman, like stubble"

Fuck you veet in your fucking fuckface. 

Fuck you for advertising a product based on the idea that without your product a woman won’t look as good as a fucking man. It’s a real dick move and advertisers do it way too much when advertising products aimed at woman. They find something that women may feel insecure about and then fucking exploit it for money. But I guess that just how you make fucking money; by being a fucking asshole who’s contributing to all these unrealistic beauty standards.

Fucking dickfucks.

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Yet, in just the past year, the Iowa Supreme Court ruled that a woman can be fired if her boss finds her attractive, a New York court decided that unpaid interns can’t sue for sexual harassment, and the Paycheck Fairness Act was defeated by Republicans who claimed women actually prefer lower-paying jobs.
- The female ‘confidence gap’ is a sham | Jessica Valenti | Comment is free | theguardian.com (via bookoisseur)
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