Of course it is.
ALL BITCHES THIS IS MY HOME TOWN TAKE A FUCKING SEAT WHILE I TELL YOU THIS STORY. GET A BOWL OF POPCORN BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS DOPE
IN THE 1940’S PORTLAND WAS PUTTING IN LAMPPOSTS AND FOR WHATEVER GOD DAMN REASON THIS ONE NEVER GOT FILLED.
IN 1946, DICK FAGAN, AN AMERICAN IRISHMAN WHO WROTE FOR THE OREGON JOURNAL, GOT BLOODY FUCKING BORED AT HIS JOB AND WOULD LOOK OUT HIS WINDOW ONTO THIS SAD EXCUSE FOR ROAD CONSTRUCTION HOLE. ONE DAY HE SAID “FUCK THIS” AND PLANTED SOME FLOWERS.
HE WROTE ABOUT THIS NEW FUCKING PARK AND SPOKE ABOUT HOW LEPRECHAUNS LIVED THERE AND SHIT. MOTHERFUCKING LEPRECHAUNS IN THE MIDDLE OF DOWNTOWN, WHAT THE SHIT.
HOLD ONTO TO THE EDGE OF YOUR SEATS BECAUSE THIS RIDE GETS EVEN BETTER. THIS PARK HOLDS A GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR BEING THE SMALLEST PARK WITH WITH INFORMATION SAYING “It was designated as a city park on 17 March 1948 at the behest of the city journalist Dick Fagan (USA) for snail races and as a colony for leprechauns”. MOTHER. FUCKING. SNAIL RACES. BITCHES.
IT’S EVEN BEEN PIMPED OUT OVER THE YEARS
HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKS WE CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS HERE
WE CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT.
THE BEST PART IS THAT IT EVEN HAD OCCUPY PORTLAND PROTESTERS
SO I HOPE YOU FUCKING LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY ABOUT TINY ASS PARKS.
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It’s past 4 am and I don’t even feel like getting into bed. I think I’ve officially become nocturnal. I stayed in bed well into the afternoon today after staying up way past 4 last night. (Not by choice, I just couldn’t sleep.)
I’m also surprisingly close to finished with my fifteen-page final human rights paper. I have all of that messy formatting and fixing my citations stuff left to do. Also I have to write an abstract and pull together half a page about the background of the country of Chad. But that’s not hard.
I expect that I will be awake for another couple of hours. I finished the majority of my paper in three hours in the computer lab today and then I’ve just been dilly-dallying my way to the finish, getting distracted by word puzzles or youtube videos and then darting back to write a paragraph or two.
Thankfully the paper isn’t due in person until 4:30, so I can stay in bed until 2 or so and then make my way over to main campus to print out a copy and hand it in to the political science office.
I’m surprised that I’m so calm about still being awake. But then again, if I really had to wake up early in the morning I’m sure I would’ve been done with the paper hours ago. That’s just how I am these days. I can’t find my motivation until I am desperate.
homework to do: hella
homework i’ve done: negative hella